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CUP #320

CUP #320

Regular price $14.50 USD
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No…I don’t have it in for Santa. However, I do think the figure or character is f’n creepy. I always have. Think my mom got me to sit in his lap once for a picture. Why the hell do I want to sit in some old man’s lap. Ew!

In fact, the years of seeing other kids made me doubt my instincts. Yet, my instincts were and are right. No kid should sit in a strangers lap, whisper in their ear a “secret gift they want” Gross! There is no better example of pedifile grooming than our Santa Claus. I could go on…

And I think I will. He sneaks into your room? At night? You better not cry. You better not shout? WTF A lists of naughty and nice. I mean….foul. If you ask me…Santa Claus looks like a drunk and acts like a pedofile. Yay! Sleigh Santa Your just dulling your kids natural intuition not to take candy from creepy, fat, fucks. Just my opinion.

you're drinking your morning coffee, evening tea, or something in between—this mug's for you! It's sturdy and glossy with a vivid print that'll withstand the microwave and dishwasher.

• Ceramic
• 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.85″ (9.8 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (12 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Blank product sourced from China
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